Why is royal mail striking? Does anyone know? Is it just because that’s what happens at this time of the year, like Halloween? Does anyone know the reason for Halloween? A government ploy to get rid of surplus monkey nuts perhaps. An ingenious marketing plan derived from the dark hearts of pumpkin farmers.
Personally, I support the postal strike. I support anyone who strikes, anyone who strikes it to the man, anyone who displays any kind socialist type behaviour. I am also fed up getting loads of letters from people telling me I have won a car, a holiday, a yacht. Amazing, I am so lucky. I never even entered the competitions. No I don’t want a loan, I don’t want another credit card, I am already in debt and I don’t like pizza, no I don’t want to give my money to your charity, I have negative money. A wee rest bite from all this junk mail will be good. I really do wish I had a spam folder for my real door. Maby I should get a dog, call him spam and teach him to eat everything that comes through my letter box.
I wonder do the postal workers have picket lines? Would a line of angry postmen be an effective deterrent. I mean, angry coal miners are a threatening proposition, but a swarm of hostile postmen just seems kind of comical to me. I keep thinking of postman pat. Imagine being berated by an angry mob of postman pat type characters.
I would like to give the postmen there dues. I think anyone who is against the strike is just jealous because they cant strike. Don’t be so bitter, you get to sit in a warm office all day, you get to sit and drink tea, the most physically demanding thing you need to do is press the button on the lift, you get your sick days and you can take them anytime you want,,,,, not just in the run up to Christmass.
Posted by struthy on 10/26 at 01:42 PM
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